Parotic Bull Dog

Pawsitively Patriotic

Today is national slap an idiot day looks like I've got a full schedule

The good news I've made it to my golden years... the bad news is there ain't no gold

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth I was raised with a wooden spoon on my a*s

Word of the day exhaustipated ADJ too tired to give a shit

Some people aren't just missing a screw... The whole tool box is gone

Crazy Dog Mama Needs Coffee

If you think the things I say out loud are bad... you should hear the sh*t I keep to myself

If you think the things I say out loud are bad... you should hear the sh*t I keep to myself

Ribbit and Relax Life is to short to skip naps

Pawsitive Vibes Only

Sorry I'm late my cat was sleeping on me

Don't rush me I'm waiting for the last minute sloth

I live on the corner of funny street and silly road in crazy town which is in psycho valley in a twisted state of mind